Disco Naps are for sissies

Ten Things To Quicken The Hearts of Kaitlyn and Victoria
10) Paved roads
9) copulating penguins
8) Pocahontassing into a 40 foot waterfall next to an overzealous bald hotel manager named Quincent
7) beating the entire Bagnato clan + Andre 3000 mercilessly at darts
6) Kaitlyns horrible taste in boyfriends.
5) Savannah Lights at the highest bar in Africa
4) being told that "American girls love hot chocolate"
3) Having Vito try to straighen out our lives.
2) Being told that we have been in Africa too long.
1) SPOONING EACH OTHER.

I love the Bagnato's.